Chump Line 12/04/09
Call in for THE CHUMPLINE!!!! 617-779-3469 and leave a message for Howie or Sandy about today's stories or whatever else is bothering you![0:00:33] ... liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere. From 99 cents a square foot call 1800 hardwood today for all your home and contractor need to log on to ... [0:01:39] ... Malia I think we're trying to explain why we haven't seen Ross Perot and a very long time not this Y two K...
Climategate
Many of you are too young to remember, but in 1975 our government pushed "the coming ice age." Judging from the record of the past interglacial ages, the present time of high temperatures should be drawing to an endleading into the next ice age." Is the coming tempature change a natural cycle?[0:05:20] ... than 2006 which was sort of the that was the year that Deval Patrick booby. Blue dog whistle only it wasn't a dog whistle was a moon -- whistle on only moon bats came out. This ......
Max Robins 12/7/09
Max Robins TV Guru and Vice President of The Paley Center (formerly The Museum of Television and Radio) will be with us to answer all of those nagging questions about your favorite show on the boob tube...[0:01:47] ... the plate. Max I of I haven't -- good news for Tiger Woods not a single woman has come out in the last 45 minutes and that's said that she slept through it but but. ... [0:02:35] ... I don't think we're going to be passed and they ask for Tiger Woods max why is why did I...
Chumpline 12/7/09
This is the Chumpline from Monday, December 7, 2009.[0:01:59] ... school and middle school. More than once would be my guess. By global warming skeptics. In this being scanned the navy even the prostitutes are doing their bit for the planet outraged by a council postcard ... [0:03:48] ... I wanted to bring out key UV up. The decade talked about global warming will need to act -- global warming. I'd probably airplane Trixie has taken -- and -- He couldn't seven point seven. Even if it goes...
Police Blotter Friday on 12/4/09
Howie reads the police blotters you sent in on Friday, December 4th, 2009.[0:01:55] ... It's -- resistant -- is this and other global warming story. Was to blame for it they're always funny also -- back on flatulence you know when they you know when there's ... [0:02:33] ... came from -- I mean heard about the methane from cows creating global warming but sheep to think yeah. -- Yes it's burping -- frank house. -- Massachusetts a Massachusetts man who shot a neighbor because ... [0:04:38]...
Chumpline on 12/4/09
This the Chumpline from Friday, December 4th, 2009.[0:00:26] ... liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere from 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800 hardwood today for all your home and contractor needs or log on to ... [0:00:51] ... How -- the past couple weeks. All right -- hearings. It Al Gore lives. Al Gore of Manhattan's Al Gore -- not available because combat outposts but did you know that it -- no wouldn't doubt it...
Howie on Tiger Woods
Speculation is mounting that Tiger Woods may have paid alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel a substantial sum of money to keep her from going public with her story. Uchitel was originally scheduled to hold a press conference yesterday, at which her star attorney, Gloria Allred, would reveal the extent of Uchitel's relationship with Woods. But the press conference was called off at the last moment due to "unforeseen circumstances." What do you think about Tiger Woods shenanigans?[0:00:02] ... Ron...
Chumpline 12/3/09
This is the Chumpline from Thursday, December 3, 2009.[0:00:23] ... liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere. From 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800. Hardwood today for all your home and contractor needs or log on to ... [0:00:49] ... I don't. Like it -- says global warming -- ... [0:00:59] ... I did know Sheryl Crow had a kid. ... [0:01:05] ... Fluid around. Down in Orlando. Tiger Woods took his chances. There was even...
Tiger's Prenup
These days, more than half of all marriages in the U.S. end in divorce, and while Tiger Woods apologized for his transgressions, some are wondering whether he'll beat the odds and save his relationship...and the hundreds of millions of dollars it would cost him otherwise. Will Tiger and Elin still be married in a year?[0:00:13] ... I like Miami Heat I call it he knows -- whenever it is as the main issue is are we thinking global warming. Agreed that it's ... [0:04:17] ... we're at that due...
Howie's "friend"
Howie's friend scored two free boxes of granola bars at the grocery store when the cashier rang up the order wrong. His friend did not call the mistake to the cashier's attention. Howie says this was God's way of giving his friend a gift. Do you think the friend is going to hell?[0:00:04] ... to the store after he dropped his daughter off at the local high school. And his my friend's daughter wanted him to get some those truly granola bars. So he got three boxes of them Andy ... [0:08:10]...
Chump Line 12-2-09
The Chump Line for Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009.[0:00:19] ... at this time each weekday. Today's jump line is brought you buy lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere. From 99 cents a square foot call 1800 hardwood today for all your home and contractor need to log on to lumber liquidators dot. ... [0:03:38] ... take her name -- for -- so going to be her I'm female voice saying and number. ... [0:04:01] ... a lot of...
Howie and Colonel Hunt on Afghanistan
Barack Obama is to set an ambitious timetable for the withdrawal of US forces from Afghanistan, with the first troops pulling out by July 2011. The announcement is aimed at countering US public fears that the country is being sucked into a Vietnam-style morass. We will speak with Fox Military Analyst Col. David Hunt about the President's plan. What do you think of it?[0:09:32] ... George Bush. We have been here not now but it compares no Gordon said of -- and do what they act applies it to....
Max Robins 12/01/09
Max Robins TV Guru and Vice President of The Paley Center (formerly The Museum of Television and Radio) will be with us to answer all of those nagging questions about your favorite show on the boob tube...[0:01:45] ... there on Thursday night it's nights especially at 9 o'clock you have Grey's Anatomy. Verses us CSI one of the CSI series. ... [0:06:37] ... special food for the Christmas season. Tips for cheaters. With your host Tiger Woods. 18774694322. Richard your next with how we card max...
chump line 12/01/09
The Xhump Line from Tuesday 12/01/09[0:02:19] ... Welcome to the White House we got by the gate we got Secret Service six never -- no names. Edwards he -- because we're glad so well here I am with -- Ron Emmanuel. Welcome to the White House. ... [0:03:13] ... hopefully this is crazy things for the dinner I don't believe the Tiger Woods -- and every woman you know that he mass. ... [0:03:38] ... Tiger Woods ran over a fire afternoon's. Press duke Kennedy in his neighbor's well. Runs should...
Is Tiger a cheat?
Tiger Woods has more girl trouble. A Los Angeles cocktail waitress is claiming she and the world's top golfer carried on a torrid 31-month affair - and that she has photos and 300 "racy" text messages to prove it. Is this the end of Tiger's career?[0:02:14] ... happens. Several other women are coming forward claiming they had affairs with Tiger Woods radar online dot com has learned. What's more one of these women claims to have proof in the form of voicemails from ... [0:05:01] ......
Huckabee Done?
Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee broke his silence Monday and defended his decision to support freedom for a convict wanted in the ambush slayings of four Seattle-area police officers and killed early this morning. even those sympathetic to the former governor suggested that the case of Maurice Clemmons would most likely hurt Huckabee's candidacy should he seek the White House again in 2012. Is Huckabee dead in rthe water?[0:02:23] ... for cops dead gunned down in cold blood. -- just...
Col. Hunt on Afghanistan
U.S. President Barack Obama plans to announce his new strategy for Afghanistan on Tuesday, and U.S. news organizations say he will most likely send between 30,000 and 35,000 additional troops. Do you support sending more troops to Afghanistan?[0:06:49] ... gonna do is gonna make it longer to -- we have two American soldiers. But he's got to give the soldier on the ground. The navy guys you have forced guise of National Guard reservist -- ... [0:10:14] ... got a good guy the might -- to be...
Turkey or Tofurkey
Bruce Friedrich our very best friend from PETA will be with us for our annual Turkey eating debate. 1-888-VEG-FOOD[0:02:33] ... and people who wanted to explore the dark underside there's really good new book -- is that. Doesn't go all the way to get say go vegetarian also that's certainly one of the messages in the book one of the options but it certainly. It certainly will turn a lot of people off of that traditional Turkey and -- And other factory farmed -- author. Everything has...
Chumpline 11/24/09
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Global Climate Fraud
The leading global warming skeptic in Congress says he will ask for an investigation into allegations that some scientists have purposely overstated the data supporting the theory of man-made climate change. Is global warming a sham?[0:00:49] ... Wait for Joe Lieberman who says it won't pass and hope -- planned trip. ... [0:04:31] ... to present some evidence. I mean real evidence but you know fake global warming type governments but real solid evidence us. A self selecting simple yes that's...
Chumpline 11/23/09
This is the Chumpline from Monday, November 23, 2009.[0:00:31] ... liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere. For 99 cents a square foot call 1800 -- today for all your home and contractor need to log on. To ... [0:01:41] ... Mr. President put you don't look on the bright side now. Amin Al Gore is the leader result religion he's made more money than than Oral Roberts and Elmer Gantry combined. He's worth a hundred million ......
Max Robins 11/23/09
Max Robins TV Guru and Vice President of The Paley Center (formerly The Museum of Television and Radio) will be with us to answer all of those nagging questions about your favorite show on the boob tube...[0:00:00] ... 18774694322. Thanks to Michael sole woman from Michael Kelly and Brookline in Coolidge corner right there Harvard street he. Rather another -- great. Great batch of food here tonight because so -- going to be around ... [0:06:27] ... some calls were for max Robbins won -- he...
Healthcare
A leading Senate Democrat said Monday his party is determined to push through a health care overhaul bill with or without Republican support because the "system is broken." "We prefer to go at it with Republicans if we can reach compromises in some areas," said Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y. "But we're not going to not pass a bill." Do you think the new healthcare bill will pass?[0:13:24] ... mortgage system -- set up with the help of his good friend Chris Dodd you're gonna just love. Waiting...
Chumpline on 11/20/09
This is the chumpline from Friday, November 20th, 2009.[0:03:31] ... he certainly did it's he certainly did use the same words that John Kerry would use but he forgot the most important question of all. ... [0:05:04] ... saying that do not remove the sticker it is a violation of federal law I never understood that. Than the National Lampoon finally did it that if -- up a rumor that. They had a guy ... [0:07:28] ... good for the 2006. I guess Packers at 2006 -- 2007. Not tax season they went....
Chumpline 11/19/09
This is the daily chumpline from Thursday, November 19, 2009.[0:04:15] ... the parking lot to payroll patriot place standing he had to pay real estate taxes -- On the bridge -- I don't know I that's a good question that is -- that's a very good question I mean the star market has to pay. Taxes for a having the having this supermarket over the Mass Turnpike extension. ... [0:06:21] ... I never asked them I don't think. I don't think any of John Kerry's daughters were really -- his cup of tea...
Obama in 2012?
In an interview with CNN in China, President Obama opened the possibility to not running for re-election in 2012 -- something that no president has done since Lyndon Johnson. Obama says he will not run in 2012 if the country is not in better shape. Do you believe him?[0:05:36] ... we car show. You know it's really got to -- today being John Kerry. Have you have you heard the news I mean I I saw the news the first news I saw today it was here re reads health care bill -- care. Carey -- for...
CORI
The Massacgusetts state Senate plans to vote today on wide-ranging criminal justice legislation that would make it easier for inmates to get jobs after their release from prison. Is it really a good idea to hide criminal records?[0:01:25] ... How rare today have the right to check someone's criminal record and refused to hire them. You're gonna -- this story smooth when this first begin wearing its ugly head a couple of ... [0:02:32] ... reporting what he had done he would actually shot and...
Chumpline 11/18/09
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Sarah Palin on the Cover of Newsweek
The former Alaska governor isnt happy with Newsweek for featuring her on the cover of its magazine. Newsweek decided to use a photograph originally used for a Runners World article published last August. Its more like a glamour shot. Is this a sexist photo?[0:03:43] ... are the results thus far. Do you think in Newsweek cover of Sarah Palin is -- yes I don't send 70%. I think that's probably just. There than a city that not putting it on -- ... [0:08:44] ... I know is that these menopausal....
Chumpline 11/17/09
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