DAVE ROSS: Deja Voodoo
It's true that our economic stimulators don't know what works. But they DO know what DOESN'T work.
DAVE ROSS: Obama -- Sum of all Fears?
Dave looks at America's deepest fears about President 44
DAVE ROSS: President Obama
Dave looks back at his own interview with the world's most famous and powerful man
DAVE ROSS: In the unlikely event of a water landing...
DAVE ROSS COMMENTARY FRIDAY 20080116 Those of us who fly on a regular basis have many uncomfortable questions floating around in our heads as we pretend to ignore the safety lecture. But we suppress them because we know that strapping yourself in a metal tube to go hurtling through the atmosphere at 500 miles an hour surrounded by jet fuel is an inherently insane idea. And -- we have a suspicion that despite all the options they give you, what would actually happen in the unlikely event of a...
DAVE ROSS: Hey! Is this a joke?
Dave examines the concept of "greedy autoworkers"
DAVE ROSS: Flash -- its' a recession!
I'll bet we've heard this story often enough that any one of us could Fill In The Blanks
DAVE ROSS: Fill In The Blanks: Dave tests you on current events
This is a tough one -- you may have to listen several times
DAVE ROSS: Where are we supposed to put it?
Dave wonders just exactly HOW we are supposed to buy more stuff when there's no place to put it.
DAVE ROSS: Wait -- now we're supposed to borrow again?
Dave explains how no one seems to be able explain what they've been explaining to us.
DAVE ROSS: Here come the smart people
It's a culture America is just not used to.
DAVE ROSS: Sorry gay couples, the Kumbayah is not for you
The same voters who changed history for African Americans pull up the ladder
DAVE ROSS: Wrap me in the flag
A whole new group of Americans will discover their inner patriotism
DAVE ROSS: Time's Up
Dave reminds persons of indecision that there are no more speeches left to listen to, no more skeletons to emerge.
DAVE ROSS: The New Testament -- that other Communist document
Dave examines the "Communism" charge, and advises the apostle Paul not to run for President
DAVE ROSS: Two weeks left
No excuses. It's not like no one knew this would be a pretty well-attended election.
DAVE ROSS: Is that a Socialist in your pocket or...
Dave examines this scary idea of spreading the wealth
DAVE ROSS: My country, my banker
We have learned that sometimes, it's perfectly OK to throw money at a problem
DAVE ROSS: We wanted football, we got ping pong
Still going after bin Laden when we can barely keep the banks solvent.
DAVE ROSS: Why aren't you people scared yet?
Dave explains why Main Street got ornery
DAVE ROSS: No bail
The bailout fails as freedom beats bread
DAVE ROSS: President pops out, sees shadow
And there will be no politics allowed!
DAVE ROSS: Calling All Upscale Patriots!
When the going gets tough, the rich go AWOL
DAVE ROSS: I guess it finally matters
Remember the days when you could cut taxes with a war to fight and a trillion dollar debt to pay, and it didn't matter?
DAVE ROSS: The President breaks the news -- we blew the occupation of Wall
So I guess rugged individualism is every bit the fiction it was when Hoover tried to defend it?
DAVE ROSS: Pennies from Henry
Umbrellas are annoying, clumsy, and unwieldy -- until it rains.
DAVE ROSS: Fill InThe Blanks: Wall Street Capitulates
Dave and the listeners try to understand where their money went
DAVE ROSS: Seven years later
When you hear "Never Forget", think about this
DAVE ROSS: Your lipstick is showing
Dave reveals that sexism and anti-porcinity is all around us
DAVE ROSS: How many houses do you have? How many fingers am I holding up?
Hey Mr. President -- can you really feel my pain from the podium?
DAVE ROSS: Who does Putin think he is? JFK?
Doesn't Putin understand that our missiles are purely defensive, and that we would be perfectly happy to see purely defensive Russian missiles on our borders?