DAVE ROSS: Wait -- now we're supposed to borrow again?
Dave explains how no one seems to be able explain what they've been explaining to us.
DAVE ROSS: Here come the smart people
It's a culture America is just not used to.
DAVE ROSS: Sorry gay couples, the Kumbayah is not for you
The same voters who changed history for African Americans pull up the ladder
DAVE ROSS: Wrap me in the flag
A whole new group of Americans will discover their inner patriotism
DAVE ROSS: Time's Up
Dave reminds persons of indecision that there are no more speeches left to listen to, no more skeletons to emerge.
DAVE ROSS: The New Testament -- that other Communist document
Dave examines the "Communism" charge, and advises the apostle Paul not to run for President
DAVE ROSS: Two weeks left
No excuses. It's not like no one knew this would be a pretty well-attended election.
DAVE ROSS: Is that a Socialist in your pocket or...
Dave examines this scary idea of spreading the wealth
DAVE ROSS: My country, my banker
We have learned that sometimes, it's perfectly OK to throw money at a problem
DAVE ROSS: We wanted football, we got ping pong
Still going after bin Laden when we can barely keep the banks solvent.
DAVE ROSS: Why aren't you people scared yet?
Dave explains why Main Street got ornery
DAVE ROSS: No bail
The bailout fails as freedom beats bread
DAVE ROSS: President pops out, sees shadow
And there will be no politics allowed!
DAVE ROSS: Calling All Upscale Patriots!
When the going gets tough, the rich go AWOL
DAVE ROSS: I guess it finally matters
Remember the days when you could cut taxes with a war to fight and a trillion dollar debt to pay, and it didn't matter?
DAVE ROSS: Pennies from Henry
Umbrellas are annoying, clumsy, and unwieldy -- until it rains.
DAVE ROSS: Fill InThe Blanks: Wall Street Capitulates
Dave and the listeners try to understand where their money went
DAVE ROSS: Seven years later
Here's what we must not forget
DAVE ROSS: Your lipstick is showing
Dave reveals that sexism and anti-porcinity is all around us
DAVE ROSS: How many houses do you have? How many fingers am I holding up?
Hey Mr. President -- can you really feel my pain from the podium?
DAVE ROSS: Who does Putin think he is? JFK?
Doesn't Putin understand that our missiles are purely defensive, and that we would be perfectly happy to see purely defensive Russian missiles on our borders?
DAVE ROSS: Fill In The Blanks --- Dave Goes Negative
If I go negative on negative ads, could it create a massive matter-antimatter explosion?
DAVE ROSS: Hydrocarbon voices in your head
Dave warns of the great brainwashing now underway
DAVE ROSS: Thank you, Oil!
Dave pays homage to the fossil fuel that builds character
DAVE ROSS: Bush and Streisand, Together For The First Time
You'll find your fortune falling/ all over town -- Just make sure your umbrella/ is upside down
DAVE ROSS: Hey ET, iPhone Home
Dave reveals the true genius of the new iPhone 3G
DAVE ROSS: Iran scams us again
Dave rips the mask off Iran's missile-based oil marketing program
DAVE ROSS: Iran kicks sand in everybody's face
Dave overreacts to another display of diplomatic testosterone
DAVE ROSS: Iraq wants a timetable? Do they think they're sovereign or somet
Dave wonders where Iraq gets off making demands on us without checking with us first
DAVE ROSS: When will flip-flop mavens flip-flop on flip-flopping?
Dave used to revel in flip-flopper stories, but now he's flip-flopped